While many sleaze publishers like to blow their own horns with in-house awards such as the "Beacon Award" or the "Midwood Award," the blurb on the back of this Novel Book takes the cake..."It is the policy of Novel Books to present you with the finest in original writing. Through the past half-decade we have brought you Nobel Prize nominees, National Book Awards winners and other world-renowned authors... such as Con Sellers (whose work has gone on to become required reading in a number of universities)."
Well... I suppose zero is a number at that!

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